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nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:15:58 -0400

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

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Wed, 22 May 2013 18:12:14 -0400

funkycellist: thorin-my-king: getoutoftherecat: the-companions-doctor: sharlina6: Fact of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:04:53 -0400

funkycellist:

thorin-my-king:

getoutoftherecat:

the-companions-doctor:

sharlina6:

Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads.

whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this

how do you cat

why can’t i cat

can you download the cat feature, or….?

whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:04:09 -0400

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

gnarly: lololol

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:47:40 -0400

gnarly:

lololol

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:39:12 -0400

abuserr: this girl in my physics class asked who invented walking

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:56:35 -0400

abuserr:

this girl in my physics class asked who invented walking

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:54:20 -0400

me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:35:27 -0400

me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

psych-facts: More here

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:31:25 -0400

psych-facts:

More here

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:24:20 -0400

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

adorefranny: vorfreudde: relahvant: Story of my...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:15:07 -0400

adorefranny:

vorfreudde:

relahvant:

Story of my life

THIS

Omfg THIS. I actually tear’d up. This is actually the worst thing ever

rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:25:40 -0400

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

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Wed, 15 May 2013 15:45:36 -0400

vintageprincess48: enjolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: eternalpurgatoryofde...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:04:58 -0400

vintageprincess48:

enjolrizzle:

wiccanthropy:

consultivedetectiveintraining:

eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

agehachou:

having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

too far.

zoeysugg: ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:39:22 -0400

zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

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